Things I wish I could say...

I totally wish that I wasn't such a wimp sometimes. I wish I could stand up for myself and tell people off. But there are obvious times when I know that even if I did say something just to tell them like it is to make them back off, it wouldn't help any. I'd either get beat up or... I'd lose my job...

The MT at Work- "Really Alyssa... We need to make it to $2,000 by the end of the night or it's my head on the plate."

Me~ "Oh really? Because I would hate for you to get fired. I'll really try and work on getting more people to come in and spend money. Although, I don't know what you'd like me to do about that... Oh wait! Maybe I'll spend another $600.00 here to help our totals, then you'd finally be satisfied with me... oh wait. I forgot. All you care about is how well you cleaned the windows. Well.. Whoop-de-doo!"

The two girls at the post office- "What are you staring at?"

Me~ "I dunno... you? You really are a sight to see all dressed down in your belly shirt and mini skirt. I'm sure that really does it for your girlfriend there. Maybe you should try 8 min. abs. Could do wonders for your relationship. Otherwise BACKOFF sister before I rip that earring out of your nose!!"

Ornery customer at work- "Are you kidding me? Seriously? You expect me to sit here and be rational about such an idiotic rule?"

Me~ "You tell me where you can return clothes after you've taken the tags off, worn them, and then washed them, and then you can raise your voice at me. Until then, I don't care if it's got a hole in it. I can't do anything about it. So before you get all up in my grill... simmer down a bit and take a look around. The world isn't ending so CHILL OUT!"

Man in truck: "Wow... "

Me~ "Seriously? Do you think you could be a little more patient? I'm trying my best to hurry and I'd thank you if you could just roll your window up and stop saying intimidating words like "Wow" to little girls like me just because you think you're all cool in your big 'ol truck. Next time, take a Prozac and think about someone else for a change. We're not all running on YOUR schedule. Oh wait! I forgot... this is YOUR world! Silly me..."

Ok, so really, I don't have it that bad. And looking back most of these situations are funny. But seriously...how much easier would life be if I could take it out on the actual people in said situations instead of venting about it on my blog? It gets all built up inside of me and then all I wanna do is explode on someone (Which ends up being my brothers... :/). All well. Until I can actually get some guts, I will continue to be the 'nice girl' for the sake of my safety... and sanity... ;}