Moist Crusty Purpley Slurples

Tonight Shelby and I went to FHE. We've pretty much been inseparable lately with Adam leaving and all. It was this spiritual meeting set in the chapel, so everyone was dressed up and afterward we had pie. Well, Shelby and I hadn't eaten dinner yet so we decided to go and get some food. Well.. you see... We went to Wendy's. The last time we went to Wendy's together we both got the same thing and got food poisoning... ha ha ha No more Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers for us!!! LOL! So this time we decided to just order the chicken sandwiches. (We're on a strict dollar menu diet! ;)) They were pretty good. We had fun paying the cashier $6.17 in all change that we combined from both our purses! Ha ha We then headed back to the church to pick up my car and eat. But then.. we both started craving a Slurpee. So off to 7-11 we went!!

Here's the thing... last time we went there, there was this really old (like 50 something) black man who was hitting on us and Shelby did not realize it until I pointed out that what he was saying was very inappropriate and he meant differently then what she thought!! Ha ha (Shelby's blond shows every once in a while!! Lol!!) That was months ago though and we haven't been back since!! So we got out of the car today and noticed that it was a different cashier. So we go to the Slurpee machine. Of course there was a plethora of Slurpee Flavors. (By the was is that how you spell Slurpee? Slurpie? Slurpey? Slurp............) Anyway, you know how you can pull the little knob thing and taste a little bit? Shelby was doing this to all of them, and I decided I wanted a taste. But I pulled... way... too... hard. And Slurpee shot out EVERYWHERE!! Well... I didn't realize it shot everywhere because it barely had a chance...to...shoot.... make sense?? Lol It was like 1 sec. of Slurpee shootage....

But of course I look down and I am COMPLETELY COVERED in PURPLE SLURPEE!!! (The words Purple and Slurpee have like the exact same letters only rearranged. And if you say it enough times together they almost become the same word...) So of course... I'm in a skirt... and covered in sticky... gooey... sugary... heavenly...ness..... ;) Next thing you know... Shelby does the EXACT SAME THING!! We were having a very hard time. The Cashier was laughing very hard at us. The good thing??? I was wearing a purple skirt that was the exact shade of the purple Slurpee. And Shelby was wearing a white skirt and out of all the staining flavors that could've exploded onto her, only the white pina colada flavor shot onto her. So we were pretty much just wet... yet... no staining... Yay!! Lol

Funny/Awkward part?? On our way out the door, guess who was coming in?? Creepy old Cashier man. And as we passed each other he says "Oh look, my two favorite girls!!" ... uh... it's been MONTHS!! Creepy.... *Shifty eyes* Ha ha ha ha ha

So that's my adventure of this night! Quite the fun times! We slurped our purpley slurples and talked for another 3 hours!! Ha ha ha

Good. Times.

By the way.... Have you ever thought of the word Moist? ... Isn't that just a disgusting word?? Moist... Just saying it makes me cringe... Moist... Moist... Moist... Moist... Hands... Moist... Cake... Moist... Tissues...ew.... Why are such things moist??? The word Moist... just fits together in your mouth in such a way that it makes me shudder. And another word that just can't be said in a good way?? Crusty. Crusty. Crusty... Ew... grosss. Gag.... Moist Crusty Cake... Moist Crusty Tissues... HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... Sorry... have you lost your appetite yet?? Don't worry... I'm already full from our moist crusty purpley slurples. ;)